How Your Weight Loss Resolution is Probably Going

 

Okay, you started out the new year with a resolution to lose weight.

letsdothisLose all the weights! 

You were going to get fit. Really fit. And sexy too.

fitsexyYou are powerful and fierce.  Rarr.

So you went to the gym to start the new year off right.

enjoyingyourselfAnd you were actually enjoying yourself.

You were feeling good. Finally! Gonna get in shape!

crunch

Till you looked in the mirror. 

seal

And the moment you realized…

running

So you gave up and binged on Krispy Kreme after the gym.

binge#hotandnow

And then the next day, getting up early to work out sounded just terrible.

dog#hatemylife 

And doing nothing made a lot more sense.

notdothingsOh, this is much more comfortable. 

And things maybe got a little carried away…

belleI’ll work it off, I swear. 

But you felt the jiggle as you ran to the kitchen to get the cookies out of the oven.

homerAre those called back-wings or chicken nuggets?

And you had that moment when you realize what you’ve done. 

shockdog You’re not full until you hate yourself. 

Well take heart. It’s not too late to start again.

abed

Though you may need a little help.

cat

So stick to your resolution. You can do this. 

success One day at a time, bro.

 And when you feel like “Fat Monica” during Zumba…

monica

Just remember…

caresReally. No one’s looking at you in the gym.

So do yo’ thang. 

dance

Okay, you started out the new year with a resolution to lose weight. Lose all the weights! You were going to get fit. Really fit. And sexy too. You are powerful and fierce. So you went to the gym to start the new year off right. And you were actually enjoying yourself. You were feeling good. Finally! Gonna get in shape! Till you looked in the mirror. And the moment you realized…

About Ande Truman

Ande has made mistakes in the kitchen since she could reach the countertop. From a restaurant head cook, to cooking meals for friends, to her own solo plate, experimenting & learning drives her. She's also a freelance graphic & web designer, photo/videographer, guitar player and wanderlust-er. In her spare time, she works a full-time 8 to 5 cubicle job. She's the creator of Broke & Healthy.

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  1. Oh. My. Gosh. Ande!! This made me laugh so hard!! The dogs especially.